About the Book:
There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet merely in the tradition of Irish blarney and storytelling? Is it a type of Celtic mythology about larger than life figures? Were the comics which mysteriously appeared on the Internet in 2020 just fake news? This third instalment is arguably the most important volume yet by Johnny as it firmly establishes him as one of the great ‘thinkers’ of modern times. Once again we are shown that the secrets of the universe will not be revealed through force but rather through the finesse of the arts and science. In these realms Johnny proves once again that he holds a well-deserved position of supremacy.